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Clean & Dry Mat $2.50 + Delivery ($0 C&C/ in-Store/ $65 Order) @ Kmart
Spotted over at OzBargain, but I can't compete with his hilarious FAQ, so I got chatgpt to write a sales pitch instead:
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Have you ever wondered how you can keep your home spick and span without lifting a finger? Okay, maybe just one finger to lay down the miraculous Clean and Dry Mat from Kmart! This isn’t just any mat—oh no, this is the gatekeeper to your clean floors, your first line of defense against the grime of the outside world!
For the low, low price listed on the Kmart website, this marvel of modern mat-ness absorbs the mud, water, and whatever else your shoes bring in from the great outdoors. Got kids who play soccer, or a dog that can’t resist a puddle? No worries! The Clean and Dry Mat laughs in the face of dirty floors.
Gone are the days of scrubbing and mopping after every outdoor adventure. Just step, wipe, and voilà! Your floors remain impeccable, and your mat? Just toss it in the wash and it’s ready to battle another day. With its sleek design and color that hides the best of dirt, it’s not just a mat, it’s part of your décor!
So why wait? Swing by Kmart’s website or dash into your nearest store. Your Clean and Dry Mat awaits, ready to turn your home into the clean oasis you’ve always dreamed of—effort not included. Get yours today, and keep the dirt where it belongs: anywhere but your house!
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